How often do two captains get traded for each other?

How often do those captains face one another in the Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Final?

It’s happening and New York is officially under pressure. Veteran wingers Rick Nash and Martin St. Louis have yet to get their scoring acts together this postseason. While most of us expect Nash to continue his marshmallow soft rampage, St. Louis’s production will become the main focus of this playoff chess match. Can number 26 prove he was worth mortgaging off Ryan Callahan and two first round draft picks? Or will the outcome of this series label our beloved Blueshirts as losers in the 2014 Captain Swap sweepstakes?

Please drink responsibly. You will be held accountable for your decision to become intoxicated and/or anything that results from inebriation (Ex: Car accident, rape, liver failure, alcohol poisoning, etc…) If you’re pregnant or underage, use healthier alternatives such as Buffalo Wings to join the fun. Lets Go Rangers!

 

TAKE ONE SHOT

– For Every NYR Icing
– For Every NYR Offsides
– For Every NYR Regular Goal
– For Every NYR Regular Assist

TAKE TWO SHOTS

– For Every NYR Overtime Goal
– For Every NYR Empty Net Goal
– For Every NYR Power Play Goal
– For Every NYR Power Play Assist

TAKE THREE SHOTS

– For Every NYR Hat Trick
– For Every Mention of 1994
– For Every Captain Swap Flashback

 

SPECIALIZED SHOTS (SUBJECT TO CHANGE IN ROUND 4)

All The Kings Men! – Drink one shot per every 10 minutes of lights out Goaltending from Henrik Lundqvist. If Cam Talbot‘s in-goal, this rule does not apply.

Did Somebody Say Papa John’s? – Drink eight shots if the Rangers score three or more goals. Victories only.

Quit Playing Games With Our Hearts! – Drink three shots if a former New York Ranger scores. If Brian Boyle, Callahan or Anton Stralman have multi goal outings, drink six shots per strike.

Sin Bin Special! – Drink one shot per penalty minute if your favorite New York Ranger gets whistled down. Keep your favoritism limited to three different players.

St. Louis Blues – Drink eight shots if Martin St. Louis doesn’t score or record an assist. If this stipulation is actually put in use, St. Louis should pack his hockey equipment up and retire. 

The Incredible Hank! – Drink one shot per hit withstood by Lundqvist. If there is a rumble near his crease post hit, down three more shots for posterity. It will take the edge off.

 

{EDITOR’S NOTE} We at BlueshirtsOnBroadway do not advocate, promote, or encourage, any individuals to break the laws of any national, federal, provincial, state, or other locality. We strongly and completely agree with the recommendations of professional medical staff. We challenge all participants to drink responsibly and to have a designated “sober buddy” or a transportation plan which includes a driver who has not consumed any alcohol or mind altering substances. We encourage you to have fun without endangering yourself or anyone else.